Monday 01/18/10

Human Interest News — Posted on January 18, 2010

Bureaucratic medicine
The story of one elderly Canadian couple could very well become an instructive parable in Washington, D.C. Patrick Smale said his aged father drove himself to a hospital in Middleton, Nova Scotia, experiencing chest pains. Once parked 30 feet from the emergency room entrance, Smale said his 83-year-old mother, who does not drive, scurried in seeking help. But Mrs. Smale was told that government hospital policy prevented doctors or nurses from going outside to see the 81-year-old man in the car. The most nurses could offer was to call an ambulance to transport the heart-attack sufferer 10 yards inside the building. Fortunately for the Smales, the ambulance arrived in time to save the elderly man’s life.

Rocky Mountain welcome
If Jeff Peckman has his way, the city of Denver will soon be set up to handle even the most far-fetched contingency: extra-terrestrial invasion. Peckman has gathered enough signatures to place before Denver voters in 2010 a referendum to create an Extraterrestrial Affairs Commission. Peckman says the commission’s job would be to work diplomatically with aliens for a “harmonious, peaceful, mutually respectful and beneficial coexistence.” But according to city councilman Charlie Brown, the fact that Peckman needed only 3,794 signatures to get the petition onto the ballot proves merely that Denver’s signature requirement is too low.

A mother knows
Jason Zacchi of Dearborn Heights, Mich., made an odd choice of restaurants to rob. Police say the 27-year-old Zacchi walked up to the drive-thru window at a local Wendy’s, brandished a sawed-off shotgun, and demanded money. Hearing the commotion, the restaurant’s manager approached the drive-thru register and immediately recognized the robber despite a blue bandanna covering his face. That’s because the manager was Zacchi’s mother. Police arrested Zacchi and his getaway car-driving girlfriend and charged him with armed robbery after his mother turned him in.

No day away
Somehow, it apparently seemed like a good idea at the time. But corrections officials at a British prison say they’ve withdrawn the promise of raffling off a Get Out of Jail Free card to inmates. Prisoners at Kirkham in Lancashire were told they could enter a freedom raffle by giving 1 pound ($1.62) and promising to volunteer to make dinner for a local retirement center. The winner of the drawing would have received a day pass away from the prison. Public outcry in England, however, forced prison management to rethink its plan on public safety grounds.

A bloody mess
How great is a work of art if you have to clean up after it? In the case of Anish Kapoor’s sculpture “Shooting into the Corner,” it was apparently good enough to become the most popular exhibit ever in London by a living artist. The exhibit, which fires red wax at a wall every 20 minutes, attracted 275,000 onlookers to the Royal Academy of Art between September and December. But with the exhibit coming to a close last month, thoughts shifted to whether its red wax would become a permanent feature of the gallery. “My private anxiety,” gallery chief executive Charles Saumarez Smith told The Guardian, “was that globs of wax would be stuck in the plasterwork ceiling. But I am reliably informed that this won’t be a problem.”