The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal.com’s “Best of the Web” written by the editor, James Taranto.

Out on a Limb
“Snow Falling in Monmouth County Could Impact Morning Commute”–headline, Asbury Park (N.J.) Press, March 8

Questions Nobody Is Asking

  • “What Is the Future of the New York City Payphone?”–headline, AdAge.com, March 7
  • “Is Poetry Good For Pigs?”–headline, New York Times website, March 6

Bottom Stories of the Day
“White House Taking No Actions Yet to Cut Back Its Budget”–headline, Bloomberg, March 8

For more “Best of the Web” click here and look for the “Best of the Web Today” link in the middle column below “Today’s Columnists.