The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal.com’s “Best of the Web” written by the editor, James Taranto.

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Man With Gun Seen at Gun Store
A passerby in Portland, Ore., called police to alert them that a man standing outside a store “was holding a gun and looked ‘nervous and sweaty,’ ” Pete Simpson, a spokesman for Portland’s finest tells the Oregonian:

Area residents reported seeing officers surround the shop and set up a perimeter with assault rifles drawn. But police quickly realized the “suspicious” man was there to sell a gun. They left without issuing any citations, Simpson said.

The store in question is called The Gun Room:

“The police response was appropriate,” Simpson said. “If you thought someone was robbing a gun shop, you’re going to show up with guns.”

At least they didn’t bring a knife to a gunfight.

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