News You Can Use

The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal.com’s “Best of the Web” written by the editor, James Taranto.

It’s Always in the Last Place You Look
“Top-Secret Document Found in a Gutter”–headline, Sydney Morning Herald, Nov. 18

Help Wanted
“Idaho State Police Will Be Looking for Impaired Drivers”–headline, Idaho Statesman, Nov. 16

News of the Tautological
“Secret to Avoiding Summer Crowds in Washington: Wait for Fall”–headline, Voice of America website, Nov. 13

News of the Oxymoronic
“A Rational Perspective From the West Coast”–headline, Philadelphia Daily News website, Nov. 16

News You Can Use
“William Shatner Warns Of The Dangers Of Turkey Fryers”–headline, WBBM-TV/AM website, Nov. 16

For more “Best of the Web” click here and look for the “Best of the Web Today” link in the middle column below “Today’s Columnists.”