The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal.com’s “Best of the Web” written by the editor, James Taranto.

Wrap Each Plate in a Copy of the New York Times
“How Cities Can Save China”–headline, New York Times, Dec. 5

Questions Nobody Is Asking
“ABC’s Jake Tapper Asks Jay Carney: Has President Obama Seen The Devil Wears Prada?”–Mediaite.com, Dec. 5

Answers to Questions Nobody Is Asking
“Actually, I Don’t Want My Life to Be Like an Audrey Hepburn Movie”–headline, Huffington Post, Dec. 6

News of the Tautological
“More Buyers, Few Sellers, Push Up King County Home Prices”–headline, Seattle Times, Dec. 6

News You Can Use
“How Not to Parallel Park on a Hill”–headline, Wheels.ca, Dec. 5

For more “Best of the Web” click here and look for the “Best of the Web Today” link in the middle column below “Today’s Columnists.”