The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal’s “Best of the Web” at WSJ written by the editor, James Taranto.

Kaci Hickox Pipes Down—Now That Would Be News
“Ebola Nurse Kaci Hickox Speaks Out”—headline, Portland (Maine) Press Herald, Nov. 2

News of the Tautological
“In all, more than half a dozen Senate races remain too close to call, with history suggesting most will break Tuesday in favor of one party or the other.”—Mark Barabak, Los Angeles Times, Nov. 3

Bottom Stories of the Day

  • “Men’s Health Ranks Corpus Christi 10th Best City for Coffee Drinkers” – headline, KIII-TV website (Corpus Christi, Texas), Oct. 31
  • “World War II Veteran Brought Copy Machines to Grand Rapids”—headline, MLive .com, Nov. 1
  • “New Palestinian Video Game Advocates Violence”—headline, IDFBlog .com(Israel Defense Forces), Nov. 3
  • “UN Climate Change Report to Warn of ‘Severe, Pervasive’ Effects of Global Warming”—headline, Daily Telegraph (London), Nov. 1
  • “Plan for the New Congress to Borrow, Spend Billions Emerges as Latest Bad Idea”—headline, New York Sun, Nov. 3

For more “Best of the Web” click here and look for the “Best of the Web Today” link in the middle column below “Today’s Columnists.”