The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal.com’s “Best of the Web” written by the editor, James Taranto.

Goldilocks’ Revenge 
“3 Bears Killed in Separate Crashes”–headline, Times Union (Albany, N.Y.), Sept. 20

Questions Nobody Is Asking
  • “Goats–Minneapolis’ Latest Weapon in War on Buckthorn?”–headline, Star Tribune, Sept. 19
  • “Which 2-0 team is the real deal, #Eagles or #Cardinals?”–tweet, @ESPNStatsinfo, Sept. 19

Bottom Stories of the Day

  • “High Rents Hitting Middle-Class New Yorkers”–headline, Crain’s New York Business, Sept. 19
  • “Former Teamsters Face Racketeering, Extortion Charges”–headline, Boston Herald, Sept. 19
  • “Microsoft Fixing Security Bug in Internet Explorer”–headline, Associated Press, Sept. 19
  • “Canadian Poetry’s Unlikely Renaissance”–headline, Globe and Mail (Toronto), Sept. 20
 For more “Best of the Web” click here and look for the “Best of the Web Today” link in the middle column below “Today’s Columnists.”