The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal.com’s “Best of the Web” written by the editor, James Taranto.

Get Ready for a Cold Summer
“Tomorrow Could Be ’09’s Warmest Day”–headline, Philadelphia Inquirer, Feb. 10

Bottom Stories of the Day
  • “Coast Guard: Boat off Cape Canaveral Not in Distress”–headline, Florida Today (Melbourne), Feb. 10
  • “Accidents Reported in Raleigh”–headline, Register-Herald (Beckley, W.Va.), Feb. 7
  • “PETA Compares Kennel Club to KKK”–headline, New Zealand Herald, Feb. 10

For more “Best of the Web” click here and look for the “Best of the Web Today” link in the middle column below “Today’s Columnists.”