First, Get a Million Dollars

The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal.com’s “Best of the Web” written by the editor, James Taranto.

Out on a Limb

• “Strategist Says Economy Needs Something to Kick It Into Gear”–headline, Louisville (Ky.) Business News, Sept. 23
• “Stocks May Be Cheap. But They Can Get Cheaper Yet”–headline, Associated Press, Sept. 25

First, Get a Million Dollars
“What It Takes to Become a Millionaire”–headline, CNBC.com, Sept. 23

The Lonely Lives of Biologists
“Biologists Celebrate Comeback of Endangered Ferret”–headline, MSNBC.com, Sept. 24

Questions Nobody Is Asking

• “Why Do Republicans Love Pizza?”–headline, DailyBeast.com, Sept. 25
• “Can Charlie Sheen Make a Comeback?”–headline, FoxNews.com, Sept. 25

Bottom Stories of the Day

• “Netanyahu Declines to Address GOP Critique of Obama on Israel”–headline, Washington Post, Sept. 26
• “Large Percentage Don’t Want to Pay Higher Taxes”–headline, Austin Business Journal, Sept. 26

For more “Best of the Web” click here and look for the “Best of the Web Today” link in the middle column below “Today’s Columnists.”