The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal.com’s “Best of the Web” written by the editor, James Taranto.

Bottom Story of the Day
“Waitress Left Two Pennies and a ‘My Two Cents’ Note by a Customer”–headline, FoxNews.com, May 2

If He Can Do It, So Can You
“[Dan] Rather: People With Political Agendas Can Ruin Reputations on Internet”–headline, RealClearPolitics.com, May 2

Toga! Toga!
“New Greek Parties Thrive Online”–headline, Associated Press, May 1

Two Papers in One!

  • “Yellowstone’s Supervolcano Not Quite So Super”–headline, Jackson Hole (Wyo.) News & Guide, May 2
  • “Still pretty super”–subheadline, Jackson Hole News & Guide, May 2

He Waved Goodbye Saying ‘Don’t You Cry / I’ll Be Back Again Someday’
“MID-SHORE: Man Arrested as Frosty the Snowman Charged Again”–headline, Daily Times (Salisbury, Md.), May 2

Questions Nobody Is Asking

  • “The Gingrich Legacy: With Politics and Profits Behind Him, What’s Next for Newt?”–headline, Time.com, May 1
  • “Why do recipe writers lie and lie and lie about how long it takes to caramelize onions?”–subheadline, Slate.com, May 2

For more “Best of the Web” click here and look for the “Best of the Web Today” link in the middle column below “Today’s Columnists.”