The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal.com’s “Best of the Web” written by the editor, James Taranto.

Out on a Limb

  • “Chinese Police May Have Power to Disappear People”–headline, Associated Press, March 1
  • “Saudi Arabia May Be Tied to 9/11, 2 Ex-Senators Say”–headline, New York Times, March 1

Voter Becomes Dog–Now That Would Be News
“Albuquerque Dog Becomes Registered Voter”–headline, KOB-TV website, Feb. 29

It’s Always in the Last Place You Look
“Giant Jurassic Fleas Found in China”–headline, TheDailyBeast.com, March 1

Help Wanted
“VIDEO: Cops Seek Nicely Dressed Groper”–headline, WNBC-TV website (New York), March 1

Bottom Stories of the Day
“Law School Aims for Faculty Diversity”–headline, Yale Daily News, March 1

For more “Best of the Web” click here and look for the “Best of the Web Today” link in the middle column below “Today’s Columnists.”