The Movie Was Rated Arr!

The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal.com’s “Best of the Web” written by the editor, James Taranto.

The Movie Was Rated Arr!
“Couple Charged in $1Bln Pirated Movie Case”–headline, Moscow Times, Oct. 25

Questions Nobody Is Asking
“Why Are So Many Bee-Carrying Trucks Crashing?”–headline, LiveScience.com, Oct. 24

News of the Tautological
“Rising Grain Prices May Affect Food Costs”–headline, Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, Oct. 24

Bottom Stories of the Day

• “Democrats Face Tough Election Season in S.C.”–headline, State (Columbia), Oct. 25
• “Cornel West, a Fighter, Angers Obama Supporters”–headline, NPR.org, Oct. 24

For more “Best of the Web” click here and look for the “Best of the Web Today” link in the middle column below “Today’s Columnists.”