Answers to Questions Nobody Is Asking

The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal.com’s “Best of the Web” written by the editor, James Taranto.

Answers to Questions Nobody Is Asking

• “George Clooney for President? No Chance.”–headline, Associated Press, Oct. 6
• “What to Do if an Eel Gets Ill”–headline, Post and Courier (Charleston, S.C.), Oct. 7

Bottom Stories of the Day

• “Woody Allen Wants to Cast Michelle Obama”–headline, USA Today website, Oct. 6
• “Afghan War Hits 10-Year Mark to Little Fanfare”–headline, CBSNews.com, Oct. 7

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