World’s Biggest Airplane, Seats 1,065,405

The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal.com’s “Best of the Web” written by the editor, James Taranto.

Next Quarter, Think Faster
“U.S. Economy Grew Slower Than Thought in Fourth Quarter”–headline, WSJ.com, Feb. 25

World’s Biggest Airplane, Seats 1,065,405
“Canadian Evacuation Aircraft Leaves Tripoli Empty”–headline, Reuters, Feb. 25

They Want to Go Before 1 Samuel
“Kings Request Extension to Decide Relocation Plans”–headline, Associated Press, Feb. 24

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“Former Fisheries Minister Grilled Over Crab Loans”–headline, CBC.ca, Feb. 23

News of the Tautological

• “Lawsuit May Finally End as Court Case Wraps Up”–headline, Post-Tribune (Merrillville, Ind.), Feb. 25
• “Smoke Reported at Hookah Lounge”–headline, Orange County (Calif.) Register, Feb. 25

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