The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal.com’s “Best of the Web” written by the editor, James Taranto.

Bottom Stories of the Day

  • “Brunswick Orthodontist to Buy Trick or Treat Candy”–headline, Florida Times-Union (Jacksonville), Oct. 25
  • “Alberta Minister Danyluk Suffers Peanut Allergy Reaction”–headline, Edmonton Journal, Oct. 26

Questions Nobody Is Asking
“Ready for Some 15 Foot Waves on Lake Michigan?”–headline, Grand Rapids Press, Oct. 26

For more “Best of the Web” click here and look for the “Best of the Web Today” link in the middle column below “Today’s Columnists.