The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal.com’s “Best of the Web” written by the editor, James Taranto.

He Finally Reached Argentina
“Mass. Man Walks Appalachian Trail for 21 Years”–headline, Associated Press, Oct. 11

Residents: City Needs New Newspaper
“Inquirer Editorial: City Needs New Residents”–headline, Philadelphia Inquirer, Oct. 10

News You Can Use

  • “New Software Conveniently Integrates Your Heart Implant With Your Android Phone”–headline, Popular Science website, Oct. 8
  • “Over 52? Then You’re Probably Grumpy”–headline, Reuters, Oct. 8

Bottom Stories of the Day

  • “FBI: Semitrailer in Conn. Not a Danger to Public”–headline, Associated Press, Oct. 8
  • “North Korean Crowds Greet Father and Son Kims With a Roar of Enthusiasm”–headline, Los Angeles Times, Oct. 11
  • “GOP Points Fingers at Dems”–headline, CNN.com, Oct. 9

For more “Best of the Web” click here and look for the “Best of the Web Today” link in the middle column below “Today’s Columnists.