The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal.com’s “Best of the Web” written by the editor, James Taranto.

Answers to Questions Nobody Is Asking
“Trump ‘Seriously Considering’ 2012 Presidential Bid”–headline, FoxNews.com, Oct. 5

It’s Always in the Last Place You Look
“Undocumented Language Found in India”–headline, Associated Press, Oct. 5

Everything Seemingly is Spinning Out of Control
“Bedbugs Suspected Inside Wall Street Journal’s Office”–headline, WSJ.com, Oct. 4

News of the Tautological
“Police Launch Double-Murder Investigation After Two Men Are Found Dead in Flat”–headline, Daily Mail (London), Oct. 6

News You Can Use
“Return to Baghdad: How to Cook Carp, Iraqi-Style”–headline, Time.com, Oct. 5 

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