The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal.com’s “Best of the Web” written by the editor, James Taranto.

Questions Nobody Is Asking
“Do Children Understand Irony? New Study Reveals They Do”–headline, Social Sciences and Humanities Research Council of Canada press release, Sept. 15

Help Wanted
“Burglars Sought for Montcalm County Breakin”–headline, Morning Sun (Mount Pleasant, Mich.), Sept. 16

News of the Tautological
“One-Legged Man Escapes on Foot”–headline, AOLNews.com, Sept. 15

Bottom Stories of the Day
“New Downtown Parking Meters Finally Make Debut”–headline, Wisconsin State Journal (Madison), Sept. 15

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