The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal.com’s “Best of the Web” written by the editor, James Taranto.

When Will They Do Something for Children in Our 40s?
“Obama Administration Issues IRS Ruling to Speed Up Coverage for Children in Their 20s”–headline, Associated Press, April 27

Nothing Gets Past the Jacksonville Police
“Jacksonville Police Suspect Foul Play After Body Found in Car”–headline, Florida Times-Union, April 28

It Isn’t Spike’s Day Either
“Terrorist Attacks Spike in Pakistan, Afghanistan”–headline, Associated Press, April 28

Tomorrow’s Fight Will Be at Noon in the Cafeteria
“Greenfield School Fights to Stay Open”–headline, Associated Press, April 28

Help Wanted
“Toilet Paper Bandit Sought”–headline, TheSmokingGun.com, April 27 

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