Questions Nobody Is Asking

The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal.com’s “Best of the Web” written by the editor, James Taranto.

Questions Nobody Is Asking

• “How Did the Goose Cross the Road?”–headline, Globe and Mail (Toronto), Jan. 12
• “Are You Fitter Than the Average Canadian?”–headline, Globe and Mail, Jan. 13

Bottom Stories of the Day

• “Tobey Maguire Not Anticipating Oscar Nod”–headline, Associated Press, Jan. 13
• “No New H1N1-Related Deaths Reported in Nevada”–headline, Associated Press, Jan. 13
• “Michelle Obama Gets a Haircut”–headline, CBSNews.com, Jan. 13

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