Bottom Stories of the Day

The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal.com’s “Best of the Web” written by the editor, James Taranto.

Bottom Stories of the Day

• “No Drone Strike Took Place Today: ISPR”–headline, Dawn (Pakistan), Dec. 10
• “Celine Dion Cuts Her Son Rene’s Hair”–headline, PopEater.com, Dec. 11
• “Teens Ignore Laws Against Texting While Driving”–headline, Reuters, Dec. 11
• “A Guilty Pleasure for First Lady: ‘Really Bad TV’ “–headline, Associated Press, Dec. 10

Police Believe It Was the Work of a Cereal Killer
“Boutte Woman Arrested in Grits Attack”–headline, Shreveport (La.) Times, Dec. 10

For more “Best of the Web” click here and look for the “Best of the Web Today” link in the middle column below “Today’s Columnists.