The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal.com’s “Best of the Web” written by the editor, James Taranto.

They Call It Fort Mustache
“Terror Group Builds Big Base Under Pakistani Officials’ Noses”–headline, McClatchy Newspapers, Sept. 13

Help Wanted
“Man Wanted for Robberies in Harrisonburg”–headline, WVIR-TV Web site (Charlottesville, Va.), Sept. 13

Bottom Stories of the Day

  • “New Hospital Won’t Congest Spotsy Parkway”–headline, Free Lance-Star (Fredericksburg, Va.), Sept. 14
  • “Guernsey’s Parliament Declared Unfit for Purpose”–headline, Daily Telegraph (London), Sept. 11
  • “Nigerian Scams Evolve, but Motive Still Money”–headline, Chicago Tribune, Sept. 14

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