The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal.com’s “Best of the Web” written by the editor, James Taranto.

NOTE: The excerpts below are from the BOTW archives of April 13th.

They’re Always in the Last Place You Look
“Mummies Found in Ancient Egypt Burial Chamber”–headline, Agence France-Presse, April 12

Bottom Stories of the Day

  • “Georgetown Kite Festival Saved”–headline, Lexington (Ky.) Herald-Leader, April 12
  • “McCain’s Daughter to Write Book on Politics”–headline, Associated Press, April 10
  • “Audit Reveals Huge Fraud in Tajikistan”–headline, Associated Press, April 13
  • “Next N.J. Governor Likely to Be Wealthy”–headline, Bergen Record, April 13
  • “Billy Bob Thornton’s Band Cancels Canadian Tour”–headline, Associated Press, April 11

For more “Best of the Web” click here and look for the “Best of the Web Today” link in the middle column below “Today’s Columnists.