Bottom Stories of the Day

The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal.com’s “Best of the Web” written by the editor, James Taranto.

NOTE: The following excerpt is from the BOTW archives of April 14, 2009:

Bottom Stories of the Day

• “Details Emerge on Theft of Fish”–headline, Star-Ledger (Newark, N.J.), April 14
• “Small Cars Get Poor Marks in Collision Tests”–headline, Associated Press, April 14
• “Report: U.N. Spent U.S. Funds on Shoddy Projects”–headline, USA Today, April 14
• “Hanged Sudanese ‘May Be Innocent’ “–headline, BBC Web site, April 14
• “Michael Jackson Auction Features Off-the-Wall Items”–headline, Los Angeles Times, April 14

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