Enough Sauce to Last Till Thanksgiving 2034

The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal.com’s “Best of the Web” written by the editor, James Taranto.

Enough Sauce to Last Till Thanksgiving 2034
“Cranberry Supervisors Approve Long-Range Plan”–headline, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, April 3 

Bottom Stories of the Day

• “Old, Damaged Utility Pole Taken Down”–headline, Atlanta Journal-Constitution, April 3
• “Jail Basement Dryer Ignites; No One Hurt”–headline, El Paso Times, April 3
• “Ants Forage Haphazardly”–headline, LiveScience.com, March 30
• “Canadian PM Denies Toilet Break During Photo Op”–headline, CNN.com, April 2
• “Research Shows Whites Lacking on Recent Final Four Basketball Teams”–headline, Orlando Sentinel, April 3

For more “Best of the Web” click here and look for the “Best of the Web Today” link in the middle column below “Today’s Columnists.