The following is an excerpt from OpinionJournal.com’s “Best of the Web” written by the editor, James Taranto.

He Grew Very Sullen When Nobody Would Tell Him the Combination 
“Police: Moody Teen Found Safe”–headline, WBRC-TV website (Birmingham, Ala.), Sept. 24

Foreign Policy Focuses on Race–Now That Would Be News 
“Race Focuses on Foreign Policy”–headline, The Wall Street Journal, Sept. 25
 
Out on a Limb 
“Despite Disapproval, Someone Will Win Obama-Romney”–headline, Bloomberg, Sept. 24

Bottom Stories of the Day
  • “Delays Irk American Airlines Passengers”–headline, The Wall Street Journal, Sept. 25
  • “Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Refuses To Acknowledge Holocaust On ‘Piers Morgan Tonight’ “–headline, Huffington Post, Sept. 25

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